The Pit Bull Song
BY W.W Schnipp
Copyright © 1995
Quillian Publishing Company, BMI
I stopped at a little roadside café
in a new town hopin’ to change my luck
I heard a small boy holler at me
as he climbed upon my truck
He said mister, is that a Pit Bull
that’s riding up front with you?
My mother says they’re real mean dogs
mister, is that true?
I said I suppose Pit Bulls can be mean
but that’s not how this one gets his kicks
this Pit Bull is a very smart dog
and he’s too busy doing tricks
Then he asks, mister, mister, can I pet him?
I said what would your mother say?
why I’ll even have him do some tricks
if your mother says it’s OK
When the boy brought his mother
I nearly fainted on the street
she had to be the most beautiful woman
that a man could ever hope to meet
So I whispered to Rocky, my Pit Bull
put on the best show of your life
I bet she’s single mother
and I bet I can make her my wife
Rocky soared through the air catching Frisbees
did a flip, he climbed a tree
by the time Rocky pulled the truck with his teeth
the boy’s mother was holding hands with me
Now there’s a cottage in the country
it’s the place all reside
I wouldn’t have a wife and a boy that calls me dad
If I didn’t have that Pit Bull by my side.